1. You can't hide anything from us.There is no point hiding your feminine wipes under your satsumas, we have to scan them one way or another. We won't judge you, or your bumper pack of ribbed condoms. 2. But sometimes we might hide from you.Sometimes, very rarely, hardly ever, but sometimes, we lower our chairs so you can't see us and have to go another till. If our names are being called on the tannoy, we're in trouble.Its not just missing children who get named and shamed on the tannoy system. If we go over our break time, the whole shop hears  about it as we get summoned back via an announcement. Cue the walk of shame. 4. Never, we repeat NEVER, say "Ooh actually, I've got the 3p". You're not being helpful because it complicates everything. Once we've put in the till what you've given us, you can't give us extra because that would mean calculating in our heads what change to give you back. Have you ever tried doing maths after a mind-numbing day of scanning produce, lady?

It just can't be done. 5. We will be scarred for life by Cadbury's Crème Eggs.That impossible-to-scan foil packaging means the Crème Egg barcode will forever be etched into any supermarket worker's. It's 5020 1600, FYI. 6. We secretly love it when you leave your unwanted shit at the end our checkout.We've all been there, you get to the checkout and suddenly that 24 pack of mini rolls doesn't seem like the best idea. Off Road Tire DeflatorsWhen it gets quiet, one lucky checkout person is picked to do 'put backs'. Ford 9n Tractor Air CleanerWhich involves wandering round the store putting stuff back on the shelves  and having 30 till-free minutes chatting to the shelf-stacking boy you fancy. Pet Bunnies For Sale In MnWe HAVE to ask you if you want help with packing.

Its not that we think you are incompetent (we save those thoughts for most self service checkout users) - it's store policy that we have to ask. Do us a favour and politely decline, though, yeah? 8. We know you know what 10 items or less meansNo it's not okay for you to bring your entire monthly shop through my basket-only till, the sign is there for a reason, people. 9. We can spot a 'savvy' shopper a mile off.Mainly because they swarm around whatever poor sod has a reduced price gun in their hand, clamouring to get their paws on a tray of stale doughnuts, 78 nearly out of date yoghurts, and 10 packs of dodgy looking metallic bacon. 10. Don't get in our way during the 'cardboard run'.The cardboard run is literally our career ambition fulfilled. 30 minutes off the checkout to run round with an empty trolley and collect all the empty cardboard trays off the shelves. It's like real life Supermarket Sweep, without Dale Winton. Or winning free shit. But trust us, it's still REALLY fun.11.

Don't shoplift unless you want to spend the afternoon sitting in the staff canteen being stared at.Yeah, turns out the police have more important things to do then arrest a steak-thieving shop lifter. To be fair, having to watch 'Gary from fruit and veg' eat a packet of scotch eggs for lunch might deter you from further criminal activities in the future more effectively than a stint in the slammer. 12. We want to adopt all the elderly people at ChristmasWhen they come to our till with their frozen Birds Eye Roast Dinner For One and their mini Christmas Pudding, we have to stop ourselves from breaching our code of conduct and giving them a massive cuddle. That checkout is a serious emotional rollercoaster at times. 13. But we pretty much hate every other Christmas customerGo on, tell me once more how I've ruined Christmas when you're the one that decided to shop for your Christmas trimmings at 3pm on Christmas Eve and everything's sold out. We'll tell Santa that the coal's down aisle six for you.

14. If there was a pub quiz on fruit and veg codes, we'd nail itAin't nobody got time to look up all those bits of barcode-free fruit and veg manually. We've got those fruit and veg codes committed to memory. 7083. The infamous red pepper? 4088. If this was impressive anywhere on earth other than Sainsburys, it'd be our party trick. 15. Flour leaks and people need to get over itSo you want me to hold up the entire queue to go swap your bag of flour because its leaking? Newsflash - FLOUR ALWAYS LEAKS. 16. If you let your child use the self service tills, we will quietly hate you "Ahh how adorable letting little Timmy work the self service checkout", said no supermarket staffer ever. Grown adults can barely manage it at the best of times, so do us all a favour and keep unexpected brats OUT of the bagging area.Furniture Shop Dublin | Living, Kitchen & Bedroom Furniture Welcome to Kingsbury Furniture We stock living room furniture, sofas, dining room furniture, beds & bedroom furniture, and all types of accessories.

If you need help in measuring up those awkward tight spaces or just need advice in designing your home or any living space to create that 'WOW' factor, don't hesitate to contact us. If you wish to see our full range of furniture, drop in to our showroom in Tallaght, where a member of our team will be happy to show you around. Enjoy browsing our site and we look forward to welcoming you soon to our shop. Peek inside our showroom This is what our customers say … Thanks very much to Jimmy & staff in Kingsbury Furniture. I bought my bed base Wednesday evening, they delivered it & put it together by Thursday evening. Great prices & service, thanks again A nice piece of occasional furniture can add that finishing touch to your home and here at Kingsbury Furniture we have a vast range of living room furniture to choose. We strive to provide our customers with an eclectic mix of Sofas and Couches. Our prices always represent exceptional value for money without compromising on quality.